Special Coverage

大家好。
真的是很不想做此塞工，不过真的没办法。其他两人一直不上网。由于这也算是时下新闻，所以本人决定冒着自己的生命危险，带给大家最劲暴的娱乐新闻。

for the convenience of timothy tay, i've decided to translate the above:
hello everyone.
i really don't feel like being the saigang warrior, but i am left with no choice. the other 2 people are always not online. As this news is considered a current affair, there is a need to blog about it asap. so, i've decided to risk my own life to bring all the most groundbreaking news.


！注意- 以下的照片可点击放大。
! click on the photos for larger images.


黄金龙的贴身日记簿 ：

由于它是我们班的welfare rep，记下同学的生日是他的责任。不过，请问!!
怎么xxx的生日篇那么特别?!?!?!
In contrast with Phua-pause-yan-pause-qi's birthday reminder which only filled a meagre 3.3cmx3.2 cm worth of space, tanlisyn's birthday reminder has extended way beyond her 27th june box.
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brief description: there are 6 heartshaped orbitals around the centre heartshaped nucleon. 附加 a kiss and a "muack" with 3 mini hearts and a smiley. tags: 我的爱人, my heart's deepest desire!!

2x zoom


6x zoom.

people may debate over the different handwriting but in fact, they are written by the same person, who is the owner of the diary himself.
to make it seem as though this is the masterpiece of 3 other people, he has smartly differentiated his handwriting and used different coloured pens, but not smart enough to deceive eyes of the public.

Lastly,

a poem he has written to express his heart's deepest secrets entitled- My Love. [cliche title indeed]

My Love
You are my
sun,
my moon,
my star,
my heart,
my soul,
the air i breathe,
the water i drink, [!!!]
the food i eat, [??!?!?]
everything I
need to survive.
Because you are
my one true
love, Lisyn.

<3>




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Author's words:
祝有情人终成眷属。

Editor's words:
To protect the identity of the author, this post shall be kept anonymous.