Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The Unknown Blogger.

There is Chem quiz tomorrow, but the The Mole (aka the spy) is in no mood to study.

Let the The Mole recount the happenings of Fac Outing through a series of photo captions.

In a dark and stormy night, the 369 S6V gang embarked on a treacherous journey to Timbre kopitiam to attend the Annual AhLong Conference.



The Mole is amidst one of them, lying stealthy low. However, reliable information from The Mole has proved that the S6V gang recently recruited a new member, code named Ouch.


Photo of Ouch reacting protein with stomach acids.

Name: Ong Wei Jian aka Ouch

Age: 17

Criminal record: Convicted for pouring sulphuric acid on Ang Wee Hiong, but managed to escape prison using H2O bomb, demonstrating the strenght of hydrogen bonds.

Talents: Master in reacting gummy bears in test-tubes, also a master in identifying moles through stochiometry.
The new member of S6V gang poses a great threat to The Mole aka me as Ouch is renowned for his ability to identify the number of moles. Below is the new addition to the S6V gang, together with notorious gangster TimTay and Zenith Tong.



Above is the new addition to the S6V gang, together with notorious gangster TimTay and Zenith Tong. Ouch, as expected is coaching the S6V gang members on chemical warfare: how to react protein with stomach acids.



Behold their practical session at Timbre kopitiam. Then, came the staring incident...


Huang JinLong (notorious violent gangster): "See what see? Buay song want fight arh?"
DongGe (one of the gang leaders): "Bu shuang ah?"


JM (notorious female gangster): "You shall regret your decision...we have weapons and we are emo."
Yanqi: "Whee hehe lets fight lets fight! So fun hehe!"

Not long after, the leader of the gang, Botak Tiong arrived and settled the dispute. He sat with his sidekick Zenith Tong.



Botak Tiong and Zenith Tong at the Annual AhLong Conference. The MC said:"Gangsters and piakias of Singapore! Show me your armpits!"



Above is the picture of Zenith Tong heeding the MC's calls. After that, the MC proceeded with the best AhBeng and AhLian of the year competition. S6V gang sent out our representatives TimTay and WanZhu, pitting themselves against big time kingpins like The Botak Beng (green shirt) and The Botak Kia (white shirt) of which both are Botak Tiong's relatives.



They lost nevertheless, to Botak Iype (also Botak Tiong's relative). The underworld is basically monopolised by the Botak family due to the high startup cost, leaving no room for competitors.



TimTay and WanZhu attempting to impress the gang leader Botak Tiong with their "balloon bursting with the head" act.

The Mole ends his report here, classified information, do not attempt to unveil my identity, consiquences could be dire.

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