And maybe.. shuai.
Anyway. There is a nice story going around recently, have you heard of it?
Its called.
The Mummy. Tomb of the..
TIGHT DRAGON emperor
Never heard? Lets start the teaser.
Intro para.
A boy was born into the world.
His mother named him. 铜子 aka bronze boy
Just like his name, 铜子 was humble in nature, and does not claim for bigger metals, even though he is 硬如三铁.
But before we start, let us go back in time.
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Legend has it.
Long long time ago.
In a farwaway place.
铜子's grandfather, 金子, lived in a small village by the borders of Konrea.
He had a childhood acquiantance, 金龙, who also became his sworn buddy.
They loved to play and compete in a common game. Discus, where 金子 would always truimph over a weak 金龙
In their 家乡, both of them had their girls they fancied.
金龙 had known a girl by the name of 安妮 even before he knew 金子.
They were like 青梅竹马。a perfectly fitting pair just like how an enzyme fits into a substrate.
At t=0, x=x0sinwt..
In 金子's case. He fancied a girl from the south named Koreanna.
Doyoufeelthelurbthurb.
One fateful day. The master of the village, 金正日 (does this kim sound familiar.) summoned 金子. There, in front of him, was the greatest. The queen of the lands had an imperial verdict.
Little did he know. That the King of the Land was critically ill, and left a yr to live. He left behind only female descendents. except for this only son of some uncle who was taken off his title as prince on charges of sodomy.
The news spreaded fast.
Soon. 金龙 got jealous.
He imagined the powers of the king.
The ability to control money as he wished.
The ability to have women at beck and call.
In his mind he swore not to be defeated.
So 金龙 sneaked out of the village one night.
A year later, when the king died and 金子 was about to ascend the throne.
金龙 came back.
He threw aside his geeky looks and hair
And in place was a shiny head that not many could tahan
And gave a new name. The tight dragon.
Beside him was a girl he picked up along his travels. 梅婷
Initially 安妮 was glad he didnt 抛弃 her.
That is. Until she saw 梅婷. Her face totally changed.
Left with no choice, tight dragon unleashed the secret "lady killer spell" he learnt from his journey to the 高校.
And in an instant. All women in a radius of one km was under his spell
Even koreanna was spellbound :(
Then came the epic wrestle for power.
However, tight dragon has already obtained a secret power from the lands of PW.
Using this power, he killed 铜子's grandfather and took over the throne
Then. The tight dragon sealed himself in his tomb with his many girls he hexed, so that no one in the world would ever be able to obtain his power or his women
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In the current era, 铜子's mother persuaded him to train discus to follow the ancestor's tradition.
One day 铜子 chanced upon an mail by his grandfather talking about the PW Secret kept within a secret organisation. attached to it was a blackwhite picture of koreanna, which he fell for immediately.
teh Black n White pix
After forming the 东方神起 gang with others from bedok and pasir ris, 铜子 managed to find the girl of his dreams
Unfortunately. The tight dragon awoke frm his hibernation.
铜子 knew he couldnt win. So he used the underhand method under the table (童子曰) by pretending to be friendly and on nice terms to gain trust
Lets just erase all the pain from the past
By poisoning the hello 熊猫 and feeding it to tight dragon, he was able to snatch away the power from tight dragon and rescued a someone gong-gong koreanna who doesnt know what happened
Soon. 铜子 became the hero of the town after he bragged about how he defeated the tyrant.
Koreanna was impressed ^.^
♥ Ahh~ ♥
Priceless lovestruck expression~
In the end. He wrote a note to her. Lets 远走高飞.
"I'll go if you go"
THE END. Happily eva after. ^^
Or is it..
Tight dragon awoke to his senses after he 一无所有.
He realised that he cannot maintain single seller status and put up high barrriers to entry for others so as to monopolise all the girls in the world.
He destroyed the PW secret and was feeling very desolate.
He almost took his life.
But then. In a twist of fate he met the first girl he liked, and the one he would only have truly liked
She never forgotten him, never 心灰意冷
She was still clinging onto her frog prince. even if there was only a sliver of hope left. a ray of light. a day before world ended. she clinged onto these hopes
Quite literally.
And so she offered him his favourite Ice-cream.
Let us.. ji lang ji phua again like it used to.
And so. They became like strawberry and choco milk
^^
The End.
Moral of story
1) If something is not a secret, it should be speakable
2）无中生有 is may be possible.
DISCLAIMER
The above information izz purely fictional.
Any resemblance to real life is purely coincedental
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